You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
If I see anybodyEveryone I see wearing a Darren Wilson/Michael Brown costume on Halloween (and you fucking know there will be those people because there always are), I promise I will take a picture of you and shame you on the internet because you’re a bad person. I will also yell at you and kick your balls and/or shins.
Please. Don’t do this. Don’t let your friends do this.