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passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle 

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I swear

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If I see anybody  Everyone I see wearing a Darren Wilson/Michael Brown costume on Halloween (and you fucking know there will be those people because there always are), I promise I will take a picture of you and shame you on the internet because you’re a bad person. I will also yell at you and kick your balls and/or shins.

Please. Don’t do this. Don’t let your friends do this.